February 2012
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If you’re 18 years old and spell the word “clothes” as “close” and then proclaim that you want to be a writer, you better stay in fuckin school, girlfriend.
Anonymous asked: LMFAO
Anonymous asked: Can you say, "Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore"?
If you don’t think Mila Kunis is one of God’s gifts to this Earth, I don’t know what is wrong with you.
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Watching Hey Arnold on Netflix and wondering what it would be like to have a life.
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I don’t get why girls care if a guy calls them “beautiful” rather than “hot”.
I think there’s a time when I wanna be called beautiful and a time where I wanna be called hot.
I don’t see the big deal with the word “hot”.
*shrug
Anonymous asked: you are sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Candace: I hope Steve & Danny fight over you.
Me: I hope I die in a fiery car crash.
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I’m sorry but if you’re in your late 20’s, you probably shouldn’t have a 16 year old girlfriend.
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Send me your Skype name if you would like to participate in a conversation with Rachel, Oliver, myself, and possibly Nick.
We aren’t going on cam or showing our penises and/or vaginas so don’t be trying to add me and do that shit.
I feel like whenever people say “single and ready to mingle” it really means “single and desperate”.
